Haiku for freedom

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FUR3jr
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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 2:09am

I'm starting another repository of pro freedom haiku

here's my latest about the TSA

 

Want your wife's naked picture?

Fly the friendly skies

Free with purchase of your fare

 

Feel free to post your own about the TSA or about any


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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 6:18am #1

Ohhh fun!

Tired of perverts on street?

Want them to get jobs?

Send them right to T. S. A.

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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 6:20am #2

TSA grabs Touchee

And we all say Touche'

 

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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 6:32am #3

Government loves you,

So much so,

It wants to protect you,

Against yourself,

With it Guns, Taxation and Relaxation,

That relaxing power,

Of Guns and rubber gloves.

 

 

 

 


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FUR3jr
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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 3:38pm #4

Here's another one I wrote:

"T.S.A. checkpoints require

Less than 3 ounces

Of personal lubricant."

Haiku are excellent for use on twitter.  If you tweet this, invite people to post their own either here, or they can just tweet them.  I will attempt to collect them here.  Use the hashtag #TSAhaiku. Also if you want to point people to the Liberty Conspiracy website, I have a shortened URL to this page so they can view all the haiku.  Here's the link: ➡.ws/LC10

 


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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 3:41pm #5

"Rubber golves touching my flesh

Sweet violations

of my fourth amendment rights"

 


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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 5:03pm #6

"Airport Porno-scans:

T.S.A. zombies

Upload them to BitTorrent"

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#TSAhaiku

 

 


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Posted on: November 17, 2010 - 5:38pm #7

"Iron hands in latex gloves

feeling up your junk

on your way to Grandma's house"

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10

#TSAhaiku #wewontfly #optout

 

 


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Posted on: November 18, 2010 - 2:22am #8

here's one from darrylbendroid on twitter

Don't want to be scanned? /

Ok, then you can opt out. /

Now I'll touch your groin.


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Posted on: November 18, 2010 - 12:05pm #9

"Poison radiating through/

delicate soft tissue/

causing cancerous lesions"

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10 #TSAhaiku #wewontfly

 


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Posted on: November 18, 2010 - 1:41pm #10

In a banana hammock/

The TSA says/

That's the only way to fly


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Posted on: November 18, 2010 - 3:53pm #11

Opt out of airport x-rays?

In a perfect world

you'd get a happy ending.


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Posted on: November 18, 2010 - 10:56pm #12

#haiku4freedom

Congressional ethics team/
impotently probes/
Charlie Rangel's choices

#haiku #corruption


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Posted on: November 19, 2010 - 5:36am #13

Why does our fed government

like to strip us of

rights, property and clothing?


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Posted on: November 19, 2010 - 12:05pm #14

this is from SouthernPatriot on twitter:

freedom liberty/
common law and rights voided/
enter police state


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Posted on: November 20, 2010 - 5:35am #15

Wesley Snipes goes to prison/

for saving his cash/

from federal vampires

http://➡.ws/LC23


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Posted on: November 21, 2010 - 3:42am #16

How much does your airport cost?/

I'll run it better/

safe and cheap. Love, the Market

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10 #TSAhaiku #wewontfly


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Posted on: November 24, 2010 - 6:16am #17

As I prepare for my airport protest I wrote this haiku

Disposable underwear/
The next time I fly/
This is what I'll wear... SOILED!


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Posted on: November 24, 2010 - 2:57pm #18

Here is a little news story related to my poetry recital at the Salt Lake City International Airport this morning:

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC12


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Posted on: November 24, 2010 - 3:25pm #19

Many many wire reports have picked up a similar story which mentions me, but says nothing of the poetry.


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Posted on: November 24, 2010 - 5:33pm #20

I have heard a report that the haiku in this thread were read on the air by KSL news radio.


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Posted on: November 26, 2010 - 8:02am #21

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50744546-76/airport-security-tsa-lake.html.csp?page=1 this is an article in the Salt Lake Tribune which appeared on Nov. 24.  Got pounded in the comments, as I didn't have time to be actively engaged in the 12 pages of discussion that ensued.


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Posted on: December 7, 2010 - 3:47pm #22

Julian Assange/

"Loose lips sink dictatorships"/

Those ships should not float

@wikileaks #haiku4freedom #wikileaks #haiku


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Posted on: December 7, 2010 - 6:26pm #23

Do you think it's wrong/

When the state kills innocents?/

Bradley Manning does

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC14

#haiku4freedom #wikileaks @mikegogulski


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Posted on: December 9, 2010 - 4:07pm #24

Rod Blagojevich/

Sold Obama's Senate Seat/

Showed his corruption

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC15 #haiku4freedom @historytoday #corruption


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Posted on: December 10, 2010 - 5:38pm #25

Panties in a bunch?/

Hillary Clinton's sure are!/

Thank you Julian!

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Posted on: December 10, 2010 - 6:04pm #26

United Nations:

"Happy Human Rights Day, slave!"

Now get back to work.

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC17 #haiku4freedom #debtslave #UN


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Posted on: December 28, 2010 - 1:19pm #27

I'm fasting today/

In honor of Liu Xiaobo/

10 more years in jail

 


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Posted on: March 3, 2011 - 6:23pm #28

TSA Checkpoint/

homo-erotic toucing/

paid for with taxes

http://➡.ws/LC26


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Posted on: March 6, 2011 - 5:00pm #29

former congressman

Larry Craig ejoys being

screened by TSA

@wewontfly #haiku http://➡.ws/LC27


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Posted on: April 6, 2011 - 10:26am #30

Colonel Kaddaffi/

His banks get U. S. Dollars/

While his troops are bombed

http://➡.ws/LC28

#haiku @antiwar2 #antiwar #micropoetry


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Posted on: April 24, 2011 - 2:13am #31

Egypt's uprising/

Brings a military coup/

We want to be free!

#haiku #freedom #micropoetry http://➡.ws/LC30

 


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Posted on: April 27, 2011 - 3:33pm #32

Middle east revolts/

Syrian protesters die/

when the tanks roll in

#haikurevolution #haiku #Syria http://➡.ws/LC31


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Posted on: April 27, 2011 - 3:55pm #33

Robert Mugabe:

Mike Campbell has bought the farm/

Mount Carmel is yours

#haikurevolution #opression #zimbabwe http://➡.ws/LC32

 


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Posted on: May 2, 2011 - 1:28am #34

Bin Laden is dead/

What did you learn from this man?/

Was he all evil?

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#haiku #micropoetry #antiwar 


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Posted on: May 4, 2011 - 2:50pm #35

They chant U.S.A./

those that celebrate a death/

remember Kent State?

#Haiku #antiwar http://➡.ws/LC34


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Posted on: May 16, 2011 - 4:26pm #36

Barack Obama/

Extra-judicial killing/

We call that "War Crimes"

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Posted on: May 21, 2011 - 12:14am #37

Jesus Christ is the/

Gold Standard for human life/

The Messiah is here

#rapture #haiku #agoism #liveit http://xn--hgi.ws/LC39


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Posted on: June 6, 2011 - 1:12pm #38

FBI liars/

Confined Geronimo Pratt/

27 years

#RIP #History #haiku


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Posted on: June 8, 2011 - 2:07pm #39

Phan Thị Kim Phúc lives/

Burned in a napalm attack/

helps kids from war zones

#antiwar #haiku #B+


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Posted on: June 13, 2011 - 1:44pm #40

Monopoly cop/

released from prison today's/

Oscar Grant's killer

@copblock


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Posted on: August 1, 2011 - 12:47pm #41

In 1840/

Britain ended slavery/

No war was needed

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Posted on: August 3, 2011 - 2:42pm #42

Jesse Owens shows/
All men are created equal/
to NAZI scumbags

#history #haiku @historyday http://➡.ws/LC41


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Posted on: August 16, 2011 - 12:36am #43

"Feeling overdraught,"

Said Nixon to investors

"Closing gold window."


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Posted on: September 22, 2011 - 3:04pm #44

Troy Davis died by/
execution style murder/
Let us not mince words

#haiku #troydavis #govtfail http://➡.ws/LC43


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Posted on: October 14, 2011 - 10:23am #45

hypocrisy found/
Saudi Embassy plot sounds/
claxons of anger

#antiwar http://xn--hgi.ws/LC44

This is in references Gard's excellent turn of phrase "klaxons of anger" found in his most recent podcast about the hypocrisy of the agents of the United States Government when it's okay for them to assasinate citizens of the United States, but state that its not okay for Iran to assasinate foreign "dignitaries."

You can find the podcast either on the front page of libertyconspiracy.com or through the streaming player here: http://libertyconspiracy.podomatic.com/player/web/2011-10-13T10_22_30-07...


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