Join the conspiracy!
New users will be secretly contacted... watch your email.
All of our users are numbers! Your main username SHOULD be "Number XX".
If you do not choose a number yourself, one will be assigned to you. By choosing a number, and entering it into the form as "Number XX", you are more likely to be approved quickly. Otherwise, we'll need to do a deep background security check on you... and who knows what we'll find...You may enter an alternate login, if you have a username you prefer, but we mainly go by numbers around here. What do you think you are, a free man?